This was a cute little joke I got from someone in an email, although Influenza is nothing to joke about we thought you might find this funny.
I will seek and find you
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop
I will exhaust you till your relieved when I’m finished with you
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days
All my love,
Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!